Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Because she had a pun in the oven!
A 2nd born.
It already has at least hundred degrees
The door won't close
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Mice crispies.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
He was a pieromaniac.
You are no longer kneaded.
I think this is a set up!
They were too GUI.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Arcane-gel!
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Fel-osophy
University of Brighton
Stu
Bang! (!)
Hell if I know
A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
He wanted to see time fly.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
