What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.