Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus