Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)