How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.