How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.