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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.