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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.