How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity