What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Previous Random Joke Next
Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Well Punchline Jokes More Well Punchline Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.