His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
A no-bell prize
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
Edit: I'm so sorry.
Let's just say he felt overall sadness.
A Hoodie.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.