His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
He sat in his own pew.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
Let's just say he felt overall sadness.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.