His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Guy who collects legs.
He was an excellent conductor
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Japanese
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
