His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Because there were lots of turn ons.
It was an emergent sea.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
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It hangs itself
A Hoodie.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.