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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...