Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

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What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!