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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.