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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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A control freak.

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?