Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.