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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.