See if she'll perform black magic.
Because it didn't concentrate.
Nailed it
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
A neurosturgeon
An Autipsy.
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Because the C-section is always messy.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
30 minutes.
A control freak.
Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Iran so far away
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Spay it don't spray it.
Nickelback
Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall
32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
A Sturgeon!
Fetus Deletus
Because she's a cover thief.
Space. The final frontier..........
She was having Disney spells.
Because they were neckromancers
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Because he Neverlands.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
On the astronaughty step.
Did your manners die too Use your words!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Would you like ketchup with your chips
