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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.