What sound does a Turkey make?

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Coup Coup Jokes More Coup Coup Jokes

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"