What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"