Sound Jokes

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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

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Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

Log log log log log log log log log...

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug...

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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What does Batman get in his drink?

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

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