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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.