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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.