What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.