What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.