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What sound does a black widow make?
My husband be dead
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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?
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What do Jedi sheep sound like?
Dagobah.
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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?
They want to.
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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?
A widow
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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?
Natasha Ramenoff
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What sound does a black widow make?
My husband be dead
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