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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.