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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.