When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.