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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!