When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug