When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!