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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.