What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.