Duh. Cause he's da foe.
A lot. There were 3 movies.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
She takes Sadderall.
He has lots of antibodies.
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Lots of bad pickup lines.
He touched a lot of people.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Schizofriendic
Half a cat.
Because a lot of them are in schools.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
A lot of likes
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
A lot of different reasons.
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
A lot of countries have been inside her.
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Atilla the Hungry.
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.
He heard there was lots of Kids there.
Because they chew balls.
Owen.
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
Half a dog
A LOT.
They produce a lot of endworfins.
You get a lot of puse.
Because there were lots of turn ons.
A cross-wok.
Simbalism
Your nose
He had a lot of cache.
With lots of hops!
Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Accessories
Sue.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Because they have a quidditch.
They like being stationery.
They're able to stomach a lot.
Lil Wayne-ker
Lots
He knows a lot about black holes
It has a lot of mussels.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
I've been through a lot.
They have a lot of patients
An Apple turnover.
Lots.
It had a lot of problems
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
A millionheir.
It really has a lot of ups and downs
Lots a candy.
He had a lot of aspirations.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
Because they've got a lot on their mind.
In porking lots.
A lamingTON!
It's a lot of dam work.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Because they have a lot of manors.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
You have a lot of appeal.
Lots of training.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
A Lot.
Because there is lots of school spirit!
Edam...
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Because they croak a lot!
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
With lots of drafts
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
She became salty.
Because they have a lot of grey matter!
No Drought.**
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
You got a friend in me.
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Willem DaFriend.
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
Dokken
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
