Duh. Cause he's da foe.
A lot. There were 3 movies.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
She takes Sadderall.
He has lots of antibodies.
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Lots of bad pickup lines.
Schizofriendic
Half a cat.
Because a lot of them are in schools.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
A lot of likes
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
A lot of different reasons.
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Atilla the Hungry.
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.
Because they chew balls.
Owen.
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
Half a dog
A LOT.
They produce a lot of endworfins.
You get a lot of puse.
Because there were lots of turn ons.
Simbalism
Your nose
He had a lot of cache.
With lots of hops!
Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Accessories
Sue.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Because they have a quidditch.
They like being stationery.
They're able to stomach a lot.
Lots
He knows a lot about black holes
It has a lot of mussels.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
I've been through a lot.
They have a lot of patients
An Apple turnover.
Lots.
It had a lot of problems
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
A millionheir.
It really has a lot of ups and downs
Lots a candy.
He had a lot of aspirations.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
In porking lots.
A lamingTON!
It's a lot of dam work.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Because they have a lot of manors.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
You have a lot of appeal.
Lots of training.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
A Lot.
Because there is lots of school spirit!
Edam...
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Because they croak a lot!
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
With lots of drafts
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
She became salty.
Because they have a lot of grey matter!
No Drought.**
Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.
They are out standing in the field
A cac-ton
Man I got a lot of problems!
Bugs Bunny.
He's a fungi
You've got a lot of potential, son.
You should Bill Gates.
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
Who cares.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
No telemarketers.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
It had a short circuit.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Ghouldilocks.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Ball lightning
Tennish
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Becuase his peckers on his head
