What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull