What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!