What do you call a woman who wants lots...

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!