What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!