What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.