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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.