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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.