Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!