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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station