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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.