Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.