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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station