Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!