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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!