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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!