Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.