Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.