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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!