Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!