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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!