Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!