Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!