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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!