Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.