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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!