Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.