Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.