Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.