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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.