What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.