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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies