What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!