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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal