What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.