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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**