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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal