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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.