Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.