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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave