Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.