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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months