Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.