Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!