Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy