Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms?

Southwesteros

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How much is the bare minimum?

1 bear.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.