What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms?

Southwesteros

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.