How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.