Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew