Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Deleted

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!