Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!