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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

How to annoy a Redditor?

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...