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Fedora the explorer.
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Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
A Nokia
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Tailor Swift