Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew