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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a little Spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

Moderator Jokes More Moderator Jokes

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Deleted

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator