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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.