How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.