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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.