How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.