When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments