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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

Removed

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.