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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!