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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.