How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!