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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!