Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.