Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.