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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.