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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.