Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!