What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Edward Snowed-in

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I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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The HYATT!!

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You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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At the Schopenhauer.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.