What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What is true and false at the same time?

This

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.