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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why did the dog bark?

Because its a dog

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.