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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.