What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.