What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the best drink for a dog?

An old faschund.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.