Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.