Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.