Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.