What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What do older women wear?

Depends

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.