What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one