What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.