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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.