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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"