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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What do older women wear?

Depends

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What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.