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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?

Depends.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there