Depends on how clumsy you are.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
It all depends on how you look at it