How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.