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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.