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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Anarchist Jokes More Anarchist Jokes

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.