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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.