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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.