Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!