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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.