Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.