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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.