Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww