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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.