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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!