Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Soviet Onions.
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
They were just Stalin for time.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
We're Snowden!
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Because the bicycle was two tired.
