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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'?

To go forth and multiply is more fun.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.