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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you