What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.