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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.