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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.