What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t