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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.