What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana Republic

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.