What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know