What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.