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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know