How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!