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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!