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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!