How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.