How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!