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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!