What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

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What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!