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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.