What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.