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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!