What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.