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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.