How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.