How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50