What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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He was losing packets.

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If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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You can see the definition.

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Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

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Someone gets fired.

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I'll be Bach

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I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

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Because the C-section is always messy.

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Tuskanini.