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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

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Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!