What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.