What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Gopher gold.

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Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!