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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!