Conductor Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones