What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!