What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How many fingers do I have up?

A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.