What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!