What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)