Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.