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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.