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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.