Amazon.
The nun has hope in her soul!
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
Amazon of a gun!
Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Been wondering for years
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.