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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"