Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?