Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.